For a while I’ve been wondering about a specific item that we all have seen and/or used at some point in our lives. This item was designed to stand between us and virulent diseases. It is intended to be used by every man and woman, boy and girl that leaves their house to venture out into the scary world we live in. The item in question is the paper toilet seat cover, or as I like to call it, the “Butt Gasket”

Now what I really want to know is, how effective is the gasket? I would tend to think that any disease that was virulent enough to pass from the shining ivory of the throne to your backside and cause you harm would be strong enough that a slip of paper would hardly get in its way.
Is it a matter of cleanliness? If the seat is wet from a previous visitor, all the gasket will do is soak it up and become wet as well. So now, instead of sitting on a hard wet surface, you’re sitting on a wet surface that could possibly stick to you and travel around with you after you leave. Looking at the toilet situation in my office, I’d have to say that the seats are always very clean and shiney. I sit rather close to the bathroom and have noticed that they are cleaned every day. Now that’s not to say that the toilet seats are cleaned each and every day, but I can guarantee you they are cleaned more often than I clean the toilet at my house. Should I buy a pack of gaskets for home?
Sometimes this modern world is just too much for me…