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For Maryanne – Assault with a Hot Pocket

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An amusing exchange about cars

My co-worker Mike and I have been having an ongoing discussion about cars. He’s looking for something fun to drive, but is too wimpy to handle the live rear-axle of the Mustang GT. Our last conversation ended with me saying that you really can’t handle high torque that well without a live axle. Here’s an email exchange that took place this morning (a couple days after our previous discussion)

From: Mike
Sent: Friday, July 10, 2009 10:03 AM
To: Bruce
Subject: 425 ft-lbs

That’s what a BMW 335d puts out, and doesn’t have a live axle.  I object to your logic!
From: Bruce
Sent: Friday, July 10, 2009 10:10 AM
To: Mike
Subject: RE: 425 ft-lbs
Yet it has a slower 0-60 time than my live axle pushing out 320 ft-lbs…hrm
From: Mike
Sent: Friday, July 10, 2009 10:12 AM
To: Bruce
Subject: RE: 425 ft-lbs
Fair point.  The diesel does in fact only have 260xx bhp.
<curse you>
From: Bruce
Sent: Friday, July 10, 2009 10:14 AM
To: Mike
Subject: RE: 425 ft-lbs
Does seem to be a pretty nice ride.  I think if I ever gave up, hit a mid life crisis and felt the need to fit in by buying a BMW, I might take a look at it.

From: Mike
Sent: Friday, July 10, 2009 10:18 AM
To: Bruce
Subject: RE: 425 ft-lbs
Ha!
But, if you ever want a car that will actually make a turn at speed without putting you, or everyone within 20 miles, in grave danger, it would be a good consideration as well.
From: Bruce
Sent: Friday, July 10, 2009 10:30 AM
To: Mike
Subject: RE: 425 ft-lbs
That’s a big assumption, sir.

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